A girl at work asked me if I file my nails. What a silly question; as soon as I clip them, I just throw them away.

I see war thunder nice and sorry for ping

I was going to post a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.

What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

(say it outloud)

eeewww

Why didn't Four ask Five out on a date?

It was Two Squared.

I'm gonna need to reflect on that one...

Oh boy, finally a job where I can watch myself!

Looks like my new career is closer than it appears...

I wish I could mirror your successes in life rn 🙂

There was a brief period in high school where I tried going left-handed. Needless to say, something didn't feel right.

girls shouldnt swim, because they might sink. bouys dont

Minecraft doesn’t belong in 2021

Minecraft never dies never will lol

Why do seaguls live near the sea?

Because if they lived near the bay, they'd be bagels.

Where do fish put their savings? In a riverbank.

And polar bears put theirs in a snowbank

Ay boys

What did the tree say back to the lorax

he couldnt understand cause It was speaking vietmanese!

*evrey military dad joke ever 2021 colorized*

Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?

||he didn’t have the guts to do it||

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My wife said I should get more in touch with my feminine side...


...so I crashed the car

Pppfffffft

My boss told me to have a good day.

||So I went home.||

Where do i keep all my dad jokes?

||in the dad-a-base safe 😜 ||