My wife said I should get more in touch with my feminine side... ...so I crashed the car
Pppfffffft
My boss told me to have a good day. ||So I went home.||
Where do i keep all my dad jokes? ||in the dad-a-base safe 😜 ||
you're fine for the ping also do you play War Thunder? sorry for this ping
My friend got fired from the calendar conpany, he said he took to many days off
Hashi sry for ghost ping didnt mean to send it
Who does a frog love? A lovely Lilly What does he call his home? A Pad
What’s a noodles favorite coin? A penne.
no it's "in a dad-a-base"
Oh yah
no need for "safe", just a dad-a-base
If Epstein was an IT teacher ||he would be a PDF file||
okay.... this channel used to be bad it has been redeemed now with this one https://discord.com/channels/707691030748594288/801170182986793000/806608484803543070
I am stealing this....
<:KEK:795742276549607456> <:KEK:795742276549607456>
Like [Redacted] stole the [Redacted]?
https://tenor.com/view/annoying-who-pinged-me-angry-gif-14512411
Ok now
Who Ghost pinged me
@isoboto
Is it you?
i hate dad-jokes channel
I hate you
You have to look at this dad joke now as your punishment
<:XforDoubt:798369273352683530>
i'll ignore all pings from this channel from hereon
Ok
This is a great song https://youtu.be/ybGOT4d2Hs8 😎 ||mods pls don’t ban me it counts please I DONT WANT TO LOSE THIS|| loud warning
<:BanHammer:767180158100570158> <:Zed_Kek:804965549573537858>
Hanging is too good for the man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
I got kicked out of the hospital for telling covid 19 patients to stay positive
I said sorry 😭
My COVID-19 test came back today, and I'm confused: All it says is 82. On the plus side, my IQ test came back positive.
Yes sorry I was busy
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly once, Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.
