Message from @Scarface6305
Discord ID: 807032707065839637
Why do seaguls live near the sea?
Because if they lived near the bay, they'd be bagels.
Where do fish put their savings? In a riverbank.
And polar bears put theirs in a snowbank
Ay boys
What did the tree say back to the lorax
he couldnt understand cause It was speaking vietmanese!
*evrey military dad joke ever 2021 colorized*
Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
||he didn’t have the guts to do it||
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so funny i talked enchantment table
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My wife said I should get more in touch with my feminine side...
...so I crashed the car
Pppfffffft
My boss told me to have a good day.
||So I went home.||
Where do i keep all my dad jokes?
||in the dad-a-base safe 😜 ||
you're fine for the ping also do you play War Thunder? sorry for this ping
Hashi sry for ghost ping didnt mean to send it
Who does a frog love? A lovely Lilly
What does he call his home? A Pad
What’s a noodles favorite coin?
A penne.
no it's "in a dad-a-base"
Oh yah
no need for "safe", just a dad-a-base
If Epstein was an IT teacher ||he would be a PDF file||
okay.... this channel used to be bad it has been redeemed now with this one https://discord.com/channels/707691030748594288/801170182986793000/806608484803543070
I am stealing this....
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Like [Redacted] stole the [Redacted]?
Ok now
Who Ghost pinged me
Is it you?
i hate dad-jokes channel
I hate you
You have to look at this dad joke now as your punishment