Message from @Scarface6305
Discord ID: 807036606515118110
Where do fish put their savings? In a riverbank.
And polar bears put theirs in a snowbank
Ay boys
What did the tree say back to the lorax
he couldnt understand cause It was speaking vietmanese!
*evrey military dad joke ever 2021 colorized*
Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
||he didn’t have the guts to do it||
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so funny i talked enchantment table
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My wife said I should get more in touch with my feminine side...
...so I crashed the car
Pppfffffft
My boss told me to have a good day.
||So I went home.||
Where do i keep all my dad jokes?
||in the dad-a-base safe 😜 ||
you're fine for the ping also do you play War Thunder? sorry for this ping
My friend got fired from the calendar conpany, he said he took to many days off
Who does a frog love? A lovely Lilly
What does he call his home? A Pad
What’s a noodles favorite coin?
A penne.
no it's "in a dad-a-base"
Oh yah
no need for "safe", just a dad-a-base
If Epstein was an IT teacher ||he would be a PDF file||
okay.... this channel used to be bad it has been redeemed now with this one https://discord.com/channels/707691030748594288/801170182986793000/806608484803543070
I am stealing this....
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Like [Redacted] stole the [Redacted]?
Ok now
Who Ghost pinged me
Is it you?
i hate dad-jokes channel
I hate you
You have to look at this dad joke now as your punishment
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