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Why didn't Four ask Five out on a date? It was Two Squared.
I'm gonna need to reflect on that one...
Oh boy, finally a job where I can watch myself!
Looks like my new career is closer than it appears...
I wish I could mirror your successes in life rn 🙂
There was a brief period in high school where I tried going left-handed. Needless to say, something didn't feel right.
girls shouldnt swim, because they might sink. bouys dont
Minecraft doesn’t belong in 2021
Minecraft never dies never will lol
Why do seaguls live near the sea? Because if they lived near the bay, they'd be bagels.
Where do fish put their savings? In a riverbank.
And polar bears put theirs in a snowbank
Ay boys
What did the tree say back to the lorax
he couldnt understand cause It was speaking vietmanese!
*evrey military dad joke ever 2021 colorized*
Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
||he didn’t have the guts to do it||
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so funny i talked enchantment table
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My wife said I should get more in touch with my feminine side... ...so I crashed the car
Pppfffffft
My boss told me to have a good day. ||So I went home.||
Where do i keep all my dad jokes? ||in the dad-a-base safe 😜 ||
you're fine for the ping also do you play War Thunder? sorry for this ping
My friend got fired from the calendar conpany, he said he took to many days off
Hashi sry for ghost ping didnt mean to send it
Who does a frog love? A lovely Lilly What does he call his home? A Pad
What’s a noodles favorite coin? A penne.
no it's "in a dad-a-base"
Oh yah
no need for "safe", just a dad-a-base
If Epstein was an IT teacher ||he would be a PDF file||
okay.... this channel used to be bad it has been redeemed now with this one https://discord.com/channels/707691030748594288/801170182986793000/806608484803543070
I am stealing this....
