Message from @Sam Anderson

Discord ID: 501575707986493441


2018-10-16 01:55:14 UTC  

Outlaw soda, subsidize beer

2018-10-16 01:55:39 UTC  

@Sam Anderson Soda doesn't have phytoestrogens, unlike IPAs!

2018-10-16 01:55:55 UTC  

IPA drinkers deserve less testosterone

2018-10-16 01:55:59 UTC  

Ban Hoppy beers, stout master brew

2018-10-16 01:56:53 UTC  

Platform beer subsidies and we have 90% of white america in the bag

2018-10-16 01:57:19 UTC  

Platform box wine subsidies?

2018-10-16 01:57:28 UTC  

Who knows where we'll end up

2018-10-16 01:57:42 UTC  

Beer and box wine = eugenic? 🤔

2018-10-16 01:58:10 UTC  

Free Box wine results in cat lady self-genocide

2018-10-16 01:58:48 UTC  

Secretly owned by IE catlady targeted box wine brand

2018-10-16 01:59:08 UTC  

Golly gee a few weeks after the release our lawsuit is over

2018-10-16 01:59:21 UTC  

It's like the Crack-is-racist-chemical-warfare meme.

2018-10-16 02:00:02 UTC  

Rework the "Im with her H" into a W with an arrow through it

2018-10-16 02:00:10 UTC  

"Um, guys we're not the immigration or the socialism party... We're actually the green party, we're just called the democrat party"

2018-10-16 02:00:52 UTC  

"So vote for us in the midterms or else your cities will flood and your beer and wine will cost more!"

2018-10-16 02:02:04 UTC  

TBH if the Dems could shake the Pharma lobby enough to campaign on national pot legalization, they would be unstoppable.

2018-10-16 02:02:23 UTC  

Haven't you heard?

2018-10-16 02:02:28 UTC  

Canada yeah

2018-10-16 02:02:35 UTC  

Trump already has that in the bag

2018-10-16 02:02:44 UTC  

420 D chess

2018-10-16 02:02:47 UTC  

??

2018-10-16 02:03:40 UTC  

They're saving that for after the mid terms I think

2018-10-16 02:04:01 UTC  

My preacher was yelling about it Sunday

2018-10-16 02:05:17 UTC  

Smelling pot on campus because students feel they can smoke with impunity is annoying enough but if the Republicans can totally screw over the left with this, acceptable losses.

2018-10-16 02:07:56 UTC  

My preacher "Isn't america intoxicated enough?!?"
Me: "The right wing Christians will not be the ones who are getting intoxicated on weed."

2018-10-16 02:09:28 UTC  

Can you imagine stoned Antifa?

2018-10-16 02:10:31 UTC  

>man is this even worth it? Like, what we have now is pretty good man, why change anything?

2018-10-16 02:10:33 UTC  

@JRobertson sublime take

2018-10-16 02:10:36 UTC  

>implying they're not

2018-10-16 02:10:53 UTC  

People who consume cannabis deserve the disordered lives they get in return

2018-10-16 02:11:17 UTC  

This might be the best burn I've ever seen.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/501577846255255553/1539654641859.png

2018-10-16 02:15:36 UTC  

Bois, I was hanging with this girl today and she was complaining about "these nignoggs". Are we allowed to have gfs that are taller than Patrick?

2018-10-16 02:15:49 UTC  

@Sam Anderson I hope so

2018-10-16 02:16:04 UTC  

Lol yeah you would have some technical difficulties.

2018-10-16 02:17:09 UTC  

Sounds like a based anon GF though

2018-10-16 02:17:12 UTC  

@JRobertson I think it's mostly in reference to CBD oil, no?

2018-10-16 02:17:40 UTC  

Trump has stated he wants to medically legalize and leave recreation to the states @Deleted User

2018-10-16 02:17:43 UTC  

Full send, @Sam Anderson

2018-10-16 02:17:58 UTC  

Depends on who you ask really @Deleted User

2018-10-16 02:18:09 UTC  

CBD oil is already legal in all 50 states