Message from @Sam Anderson
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Guys the BBC said climate change will cause a beer shortage so I'm voting Dem now to secure the existence of and a future for beer consumption
The Elizabeth Warren thing has been hilarious. First she brags a professor says she might have as much as half a percent of Indian DNA, but then the Cherokees disavow her and tell her to stop it
@JRobertson Our ancestors built this country while on a bender. I think we can figure it out.
Also we put the Native Americans on booze too. They lost the world's greatest drinking game. And they lost the world's greatest continent so hah.
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@Sam Anderson beer nationalism
It's hilarious they think thats good propaganda
Implying blormf supporters aren't willing to pay more for beer in 50 years if the fake news is even telling the truth
goys, you cant support blormf, he'll raise the price of beer because of this hoax we're pushing!
The pivot to climate change on the lib side is one for the books
Man. I put down the tablet to catch an episode or two on the electric ---, then come back, and there's been a veritable orgy of trap posting... <:pepe:359012488920039424>
Outlaw soda, subsidize beer
@Sam Anderson Soda doesn't have phytoestrogens, unlike IPAs!
IPA drinkers deserve less testosterone
Ban Hoppy beers, stout master brew
Platform beer subsidies and we have 90% of white america in the bag
Platform box wine subsidies?
Who knows where we'll end up
Beer and box wine = eugenic? 🤔
Free Box wine results in cat lady self-genocide
Golly gee a few weeks after the release our lawsuit is over
It's like the Crack-is-racist-chemical-warfare meme.
Rework the "Im with her H" into a W with an arrow through it
"Um, guys we're not the immigration or the socialism party... We're actually the green party, we're just called the democrat party"
"So vote for us in the midterms or else your cities will flood and your beer and wine will cost more!"
TBH if the Dems could shake the Pharma lobby enough to campaign on national pot legalization, they would be unstoppable.
Haven't you heard?
Canada yeah
Trump already has that in the bag
420 D chess
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They're saving that for after the mid terms I think
My preacher was yelling about it Sunday
Smelling pot on campus because students feel they can smoke with impunity is annoying enough but if the Republicans can totally screw over the left with this, acceptable losses.
My preacher "Isn't america intoxicated enough?!?"
Me: "The right wing Christians will not be the ones who are getting intoxicated on weed."
Can you imagine stoned Antifa?
>man is this even worth it? Like, what we have now is pretty good man, why change anything?
@JRobertson sublime take
>implying they're not