@Whiskey-Vargas going to bake an honest to God coconut cake today

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The Santa slumbers for 364 days a year

He awakens today to spread a psychic net all over the globe to read the souls of all the girls and boys.

He will conclude this around 10:30 PM CST and use his remaining reality warping powers to deliver the presents to all the houses at once. This will take about 13 to 27 seconds and any child who stays up to catch a glimpse of the creature is traumatized for the reminder of their short lives.

The milk & cookies (or doctor pepper or chicken) The Santa consumes will be stored inside him, slowly converting to energy as he resumes his nightmare filled sleep until the next cycle

@everyone https://youtu.be/GKGI1B-3o14

We literally had to do something in history class about how the imperialist grinch stole the nationalist who's christmas

cock

@PsykoKing was this in reference to 19th century europe?

Idfk

Probably

@everyone Tune in to the Christmas edition of Waking Up The West.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwQrylHnxR4

no

eat poopy water south american

@lomm We aren't in here to be negative fam

don't rape

internet police

Philly claus

Reminder that Sealand is a meme

@Deleted User I will have an online baking war with you.

Sealand is a business

You can buy a plot of land for $30

I bet it's something like 1 sq ft

There is some serious propaganda on Spanish tv right now. A show called "Christmas Miracle" and it's about some family who is getting harassed by conservatives and ICE.

Lol

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