REMINDBER
The Santa slumbers for 364 days a year

He awakens today to spread a psychic net all over the globe to read the souls of all the girls and boys.

He will conclude this around 10:30 PM CST and use his remaining reality warping powers to deliver the presents to all the houses at once. This will take about 13 to 27 seconds and any child who stays up to catch a glimpse of the creature is traumatized for the reminder of their short lives.

The milk & cookies (or doctor pepper or chicken) The Santa consumes will be stored inside him, slowly converting to energy as he resumes his nightmare filled sleep until the next cycle

lol permab& from twitter for calling Wil Wheaton a shit eating monkey fucker.

stab me in the fuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqaa-mUXI6k

anyone else in this thread masturbate to crime scene photos

So when are they going to start eating there pets in Spain?