Message from @Whiskey-Vargas
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Wax that thing up good.
Yes
Beard about three inches long and hair down to just below my ears
Just pretend you're Muslim.
My room mate has made the same joke
And I want to shave it off
The only thing stopping you is the weather?
Yeah
I'm Jewish in regards to spending on heating
I don't like it
Wear a scarf or a hijab
I'm tempted to randomly scream Allahu Ackbar!
And throw open my jacket
Inspiration to get rid of that nightmare. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roxMH07qHmc
But you'll be in a warm jail cell
Cut mullet cut the mullet!
Well Cuba is pretty warm
Take your ass to the barber shop.
Tell him you're tired of looking like an asshole.
Oh man, I haven't seen a mullet in a long time!
Shave the head. You could keep the beard if you want and call yourself "The professor"
I'm gonna start collecting Valentine's Day cards to tweet at random people. Lol
OOF
Top teir right there
Woo hoo!
😂😂😂😂😂
My wife came back 100% white
What's the hoopla about?
No divorce
Lmao
What would be an acceptable percentage for you? You a one drop guy?
Yep
lol
2 % Iberian
So :/
ha
I am three quarters British
She is two thirds