Message from @Whiskey-Vargas

Discord ID: 402950210961014805


2018-01-16 22:14:58 UTC  

Wax that thing up good.

2018-01-16 22:15:01 UTC  

Yes

2018-01-16 22:15:20 UTC  

Beard about three inches long and hair down to just below my ears

2018-01-16 22:15:24 UTC  

Just pretend you're Muslim.

2018-01-16 22:15:32 UTC  

My room mate has made the same joke

2018-01-16 22:15:36 UTC  

And I want to shave it off

2018-01-16 22:16:37 UTC  

The only thing stopping you is the weather?

2018-01-16 22:16:41 UTC  

Yeah

2018-01-16 22:16:51 UTC  

I'm Jewish in regards to spending on heating

2018-01-16 22:17:02 UTC  

I don't like it

2018-01-16 22:17:17 UTC  

Wear a scarf or a hijab

2018-01-16 22:18:16 UTC  

I'm tempted to randomly scream Allahu Ackbar!

2018-01-16 22:18:22 UTC  

And throw open my jacket

2018-01-16 22:18:43 UTC  

Inspiration to get rid of that nightmare. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roxMH07qHmc

2018-01-16 22:18:43 UTC  

But you'll be in a warm jail cell

2018-01-16 22:18:56 UTC  

Cut mullet cut the mullet!

2018-01-16 22:19:01 UTC  

Well Cuba is pretty warm

2018-01-16 22:19:12 UTC  

Take your ass to the barber shop.

2018-01-16 22:19:23 UTC  

Tell him you're tired of looking like an asshole.

2018-01-16 22:19:24 UTC  

Oh man, I haven't seen a mullet in a long time!

2018-01-16 22:20:16 UTC  

The peer pressure to cut your hair and shave your beard is strong.

2018-01-16 22:21:10 UTC  

Shave the head. You could keep the beard if you want and call yourself "The professor"

2018-01-17 00:26:51 UTC  

I'm gonna start collecting Valentine's Day cards to tweet at random people. Lol

2018-01-17 02:24:56 UTC  

2018-01-17 03:32:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/403028857583828993/DTtYjx3X4AU1YbQ.png

2018-01-17 04:26:55 UTC  

OOF

2018-01-17 05:21:31 UTC  

Top teir right there

2018-01-17 06:13:00 UTC  

Woo hoo!

2018-01-17 06:13:21 UTC  

😂😂😂😂😂

2018-01-17 06:13:36 UTC  

My wife came back 100% white

2018-01-17 06:13:36 UTC  

What's the hoopla about?

2018-01-17 06:13:45 UTC  

No divorce

2018-01-17 06:13:49 UTC  

Lmao

2018-01-17 06:14:13 UTC  

What would be an acceptable percentage for you? You a one drop guy?

2018-01-17 06:14:25 UTC  

Yep

2018-01-17 06:14:36 UTC  

lol

2018-01-17 06:14:42 UTC  

2 % Iberian

2018-01-17 06:14:49 UTC  

So :/

2018-01-17 06:14:55 UTC  

ha

2018-01-17 06:15:49 UTC  

I am three quarters British

2018-01-17 06:16:02 UTC  

She is two thirds