There goes Bunty in the corner looking like he didn't shower again.

Bunty looks like he's been in Gitmo for the past half decade

If only

I need to shave my head

And my beard

But it's too fucking cold out

Your head looks like his beard?

Put it in the shine-o-ball-o when you're done.

Wax that thing up good.

Yes

Beard about three inches long and hair down to just below my ears

Just pretend you're Muslim.

My room mate has made the same joke

And I want to shave it off

The only thing stopping you is the weather?

Yeah

I'm Jewish in regards to spending on heating

I don't like it

Wear a scarf or a hijab

I'm tempted to randomly scream Allahu Ackbar!

And throw open my jacket

Inspiration to get rid of that nightmare. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roxMH07qHmc

But you'll be in a warm jail cell

Cut mullet cut the mullet!

Well Cuba is pretty warm

Take your ass to the barber shop.

Tell him you're tired of looking like an asshole.

Oh man, I haven't seen a mullet in a long time!

The peer pressure to cut your hair and shave your beard is strong.

Shave the head. You could keep the beard if you want and call yourself "The professor"

I'm gonna start collecting Valentine's Day cards to tweet at random people. Lol

OOF

Top teir right there

Woo hoo!

😂😂😂😂😂

My wife came back 100% white

What's the hoopla about?

No divorce

Lmao