Message from @Grumplebee
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are you reporting this from inside the prison?
No.
But, if he gets into medium security rather than minimum...
Honestly if she died in the time it took him to be convicted and sentenced all the money in the world wouldn't have saved her anyway.
There exists scientific proof that George Washington invented rap music with his good friend James Woods, when Woods traveled back in time to find Henry Ford before he introduced the Ford Ka to the European market, but he had to get the time machine from Jerry Cantrell first...
...but Cantrell was busy hosting an IKEA furniture convention inside the Staples Center, so then he had to go to Sweden to tell IKEA "call off the furniture convention" but when he arrived in Stockholm via jetpack, he was attacked by some asshole migrants, but used his karate skills he learned from that one episode of Seinfeld to ward them off.
Finally, he did everything I just listed in reverse order, but when he got the keys to the DeLorean, it failed to start. At least he's got a little Napa Know How in him.
And that's how Washington invented rap music.
The only problem with that theory is that that same source of evidence also asserts that Washington was black. Which is false as demonstrated by the one dollar bill. Among other things.
Also he was ginger.
~~insert Coppercab joke~~
@Grumplebee Very aggressive cancers can be even more vulnerable to treatment than other types at times, because of how fast they grow, cancer drugs targeting fast growing cells and all.
(does that belong in <#392484867188850691> ?)
And let's not even get into the horrors that would be unleashed of those North Korean Scientists ever successfully create a black jginger.
of course they would claim they invented it, just like the hamburger in the year 2000
Yes, I just covered that in my pathophysiology module.
The hamburger was invented in hamburg, germany. It was likely originally made with rabbit meat.
I heard that during WWI, the name was changed to "ground beef patty sandwiches"
in an attempt to erase all signs of Germany from American society
10 year old music video references soy boys in california, it's 100% real, look it up yourselves
that car looks like it was made in Roblox
Yeah, that and schools stopped teaching German
They would have banned German potato salad. But nobody likes that anyway.
"Hey buddy, it took us three days to make that potato salad! THREE DAYS!"
The only things that should take that long to make are smoked meats and hagis.
Haggis is an important scottish battle rite. You eat some of that, and you're going to NEED to kill someone.
I think I first heard of that from the Shrek 2 video game
he says "I'll stuff ye like haggis!" when he hits someone
Shreck is dreck.
Oh that reminds me. I was in this family restaurant with my son, and and entire family walks in. Each one wearing a different collored Wu tang t shirt.
Mom, dad, three kids. Everyone.
And all I could think is.
Out on the road today I saw a dead head sticker on a Cadillac.
Oh, Wu-Tang's a rap group?
Little voice inside my head said don't look back, you can never look back.
Wu Tang clan is offically something to fuck with.
That and the Shkreli guy bought their "super secret album"
Which is also another reason they are now something to fuck with.
anyhoo this is what inspired me to do that George Washington bit earlier