Message from @Oliver Starley
Discord ID: 441239719427440650
Every college application you file puts your name in a lottery to "win" ten years of real life experience.
As a below minimum wage rural laborer.
@Kenny🐍Jones I will cast it off a mountain
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@Deleted User Congratulations
@Deleted User CONGRATS ON ANOTHER ONE! ❤
@MerricBrady your turn dude.
3 down, 4 more to go.
In other news, I can finally deadlift my body weight
@Oliver Starley 👏👏👏 how does it feel?
My traps, quads and glutes hurt, but it will feel so good after a shower and 8-9 hrs of sleep
@Whiskey-Vargas I'm not adding to the nasty bean nigger population
@MerricBrady wow.
Deja Vu
@Oliver Starley also congrats on your achievement
Found someone for you @Oliver Starley
Still no baby
What is it?
Is that la goblina? Gross
She's really more of a honey colored coffee.
You know I meant the Levantine coffee colored honeys. There's still quite a few of them left that haven't been tainted by Arab genes
Fortnite is a sin
Untumblrized>original
How are things going with your wife by the way @Grumplebee?
Better, for the moment. We are working on it.
Relationships always take work esp when you're an uphill battle like I am.
Been a thing since before we were married, and something I knew full well coming in. When she hurts me it takes her a while to realize it.
The more she's hurt me the longer it takes for her to realize it.
But she will eventually realize it. She always does.
But if I can nut up and make things work even the loweliest incel has no excuse.
So for that reason I try to spread my message of hope and love as far and wide as I can.
If it doesn't work out between us I have a plan for my life.
Hilariously, the only plans I have for my life are what to do in worst case scenarios. When things are going ok to good I have no idea what to do.
So here's a story because I'm a tad drunk and lonley
About a year ago my wife and I were having a very intense conversation. My son toddles up (that's what it is called when small children walk. Their form of locomotion is called toddling) and starts a loud string of baby babble.
My wife turns to him and says. Do you have something to add to the conversation JerBear?
"Yes" he says
"What is is" I say
"I pooped" he said.