Or if it is not yet my time for a son

Edith

@Deleted User What if the baby is "Gender Fluid"?

Then you'll need a water tight crib.

Seriously though keep this pic up with the family photos. http://iliketowastemytime.com/sites/default/files/soviet-censorship-naval-commissar-vanishes.jpg

When they're old enough to ask what the deal is. Tell them "So you remind you kids that if you fuck up bad enough I WILL retcon your ass clear out of history."

Your brothers and sisters won't talk to you, because they won't be able to find out where i put your ass.

(the where is the most technologically primitive/hostile to their lifestyle african country I could find. Fly them out there a week before they're 18, then the moment they're an eighteen take their pasport, that's my property as far as I'm concerned, and leave them there)

Communism had very few good ideas. This is one of them. The other really good one is when Mao forced a bunch of college students to become farmers to teach them about their privilege.

Which, when someone asks me "who's con't to pick the fruit if we build a wall" is my answer.

Every college application you file puts your name in a lottery to "win" ten years of real life experience.

As a below minimum wage rural laborer.

@Kenny🐍Jones I will cast it off a mountain

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https://youtu.be/UNvV5OJufoY

@Deleted User Congratulations

@Deleted User CONGRATS ON ANOTHER ONE! ❤

@MerricBrady your turn dude.

3 down, 4 more to go.

In other news, I can finally deadlift my body weight

@Oliver Starley 👏👏👏 how does it feel?

My traps, quads and glutes hurt, but it will feel so good after a shower and 8-9 hrs of sleep

@Whiskey-Vargas I'm not adding to the nasty bean nigger population

@MerricBrady wow.

Deja Vu

@Oliver Starley also congrats on your achievement

Found someone for you @Oliver Starley

Still no baby

What is it?

Is that la goblina? Gross

When I say that I'm into coffee colored honeys, that's not what I meant

She's really more of a honey colored coffee.

You know I meant the Levantine coffee colored honeys. There's still quite a few of them left that haven't been tainted by Arab genes

Fortnite is a sin

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How are things going with your wife by the way @Grumplebee?

Better, for the moment. We are working on it.

Relationships always take work esp when you're an uphill battle like I am.

Been a thing since before we were married, and something I knew full well coming in. When she hurts me it takes her a while to realize it.

The more she's hurt me the longer it takes for her to realize it.

But she will eventually realize it. She always does.