Message from @Grumplebee

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2018-05-02 02:53:35 UTC  
2018-05-02 05:36:56 UTC  

Deja Vu

2018-05-02 05:57:24 UTC  

@Oliver Starley also congrats on your achievement

2018-05-02 12:31:48 UTC  

Found someone for you @Oliver Starley

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/441215232321388544/1524271951782.png

2018-05-02 12:31:58 UTC  

Still no baby

2018-05-02 12:37:52 UTC  

What is it?

2018-05-02 14:08:27 UTC  

Is that la goblina? Gross

2018-05-02 14:09:06 UTC  

When I say that I'm into coffee colored honeys, that's not what I meant

2018-05-02 17:51:31 UTC  

She's really more of a honey colored coffee.

2018-05-02 17:55:54 UTC  

You know I meant the Levantine coffee colored honeys. There's still quite a few of them left that haven't been tainted by Arab genes

2018-05-02 17:59:08 UTC  

Fortnite is a sin

2018-05-02 17:59:35 UTC  

Untumblrized>original

2018-05-03 00:42:23 UTC  

How are things going with your wife by the way @Grumplebee?

2018-05-03 01:57:07 UTC  

Better, for the moment. We are working on it.

2018-05-03 03:57:04 UTC  

Relationships always take work esp when you're an uphill battle like I am.

2018-05-03 04:02:21 UTC  

Been a thing since before we were married, and something I knew full well coming in. When she hurts me it takes her a while to realize it.

2018-05-03 04:02:34 UTC  

The more she's hurt me the longer it takes for her to realize it.

2018-05-03 04:02:49 UTC  

But she will eventually realize it. She always does.

2018-05-03 04:04:03 UTC  

But if I can nut up and make things work even the loweliest incel has no excuse.

2018-05-03 04:05:44 UTC  

So for that reason I try to spread my message of hope and love as far and wide as I can.

2018-05-03 04:06:30 UTC  

If it doesn't work out between us I have a plan for my life.

2018-05-03 04:07:05 UTC  

Hilariously, the only plans I have for my life are what to do in worst case scenarios. When things are going ok to good I have no idea what to do.

2018-05-03 04:10:06 UTC  

So here's a story because I'm a tad drunk and lonley

2018-05-03 04:11:38 UTC  

About a year ago my wife and I were having a very intense conversation. My son toddles up (that's what it is called when small children walk. Their form of locomotion is called toddling) and starts a loud string of baby babble.

2018-05-03 04:11:59 UTC  

My wife turns to him and says. Do you have something to add to the conversation JerBear?

2018-05-03 04:12:08 UTC  

"Yes" he says

2018-05-03 04:12:13 UTC  

"What is is" I say

2018-05-03 04:12:21 UTC  

"I pooped" he said.

2018-05-03 04:12:25 UTC  

... and he had.

2018-05-03 04:12:56 UTC  

lol

2018-05-03 04:13:44 UTC  

Also to clarify. While I am less drunk. My wife is a great person, but it takes a LOT to deal with the massive number of issues I have.

2018-05-03 04:14:23 UTC  

She also has an empathy intensive job. So when it comes to me there's a bit of "the cobblers children have no shoes" thing going on.

2018-05-03 04:17:21 UTC  

What, does she have to wipe your bum or something?

2018-05-03 04:22:21 UTC  

Nothing like that, but I do have an impressive number of (diagnosed) mental and physical health issues.

2018-05-03 04:22:49 UTC  

Some of them are genetic, some were induced by my childhood.

2018-05-03 04:23:02 UTC  

Some are of unknown origin.

2018-05-03 04:23:36 UTC  

On that note, epigenetics is bullshit.

2018-05-03 04:23:48 UTC  

No it isn't...

2018-05-03 04:23:58 UTC  

Not the theory itself, but they way it moved in and out of scientific theory.

2018-05-03 04:24:08 UTC  

wut

2018-05-03 04:24:39 UTC  

For decades the scientific community shuned and eschewed it. Saying it was innacurate, not real, etc.