Message from @ophiuchus
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I tried but I just looked too much like every article of clothing I owned was made of denim
Nietzsche stache now
I also looked too much like my dad and it wigged me out so then I shaved it off too and then my freshly shaven face looked very weird after months of beard
It never filled out anyway. I might be too young still.
@Asatru Artist - MD @ophiuchus just type "baltimore fight" into YouTube.
I can walk outside and see that fam
5d glasses
Just like hair and clothes, every man will have a look that suits their physiognomy and demeanor best. The trick is finding the compatibility.
@ophiuchus same here sadly.
Mustaches are perfect, you’re not wearing an unkempt beard, but you’re also saying hey I’m not some clean shaven fella that does what the elite want him to do to keep him in line
I was going to shave a dad mustache before my wife went into labor so I could get some awesome 80's dad photos in the hospital.. but her water broke at midnight 3 weeks early when I was sleeping
So, I had a beard
I have a massive bald spot on my upper lip right below my nose. It's a reverse... Charlie Chaplin / Late 2000s Michael Jordan.
@ophiuchus I was able to get redpilled in a middle class suburban area. I can only imagine what being stuck around those fighting nutjobs is like
A good mustache needs a big face that has a lot of room between your nose and upper lip
@Asatru Artist - MD 2010-2012 I did Amish beard
@Asatru Artist - MD neckbeard nationalism.
>go to Arby’s
>order a side of redpill
Once I got six months my moustache matches my by-then-huge beard
>Go to Arby's
>get a roastie
too much?
lel
been browsing /pol/ lately, those dude's are hard up rn
Or, the coup de grace,
>go to the Birmingham social security office for copy of card
>get excessively redpilled
@Flint too soon.
This August I witnessed a near altercation at an Arbys
Unfortunately it was whites
Northern New Mexico
@ophiuchus Same here with the DMV. I saw a woman with a beard there. Looked like she hadn't left that clerks desk in 20 years.
I get more mad at white people for causing scenes tbqh
Which is approximately how long I was waiting there.
It’s like when a 5 year old does something bad vs a 12 year old
Just the <:really:453005408064241674> face personified
@Axel I saw a bearded lady in southern va once.
>car in front of me stopped 40ft behind the car in front of them at a red light
>get red pilled
Oh my god dude black driving
“What do you mean I should use a turn signal if I’m changing lanes”
WHY DO THEY STOP 20 FT BEHIND THE CAR IN FRONT?!?!
>hears ghetto rap being blasted from the car in front and behind you in traffic
>gets redpilled