Message from @ophiuchus
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So, I had a beard
I have a massive bald spot on my upper lip right below my nose. It's a reverse... Charlie Chaplin / Late 2000s Michael Jordan.
@ophiuchus I was able to get redpilled in a middle class suburban area. I can only imagine what being stuck around those fighting nutjobs is like
A good mustache needs a big face that has a lot of room between your nose and upper lip
@Asatru Artist - MD 2010-2012 I did Amish beard
@Asatru Artist - MD neckbeard nationalism.
>go to Arby’s
>order a side of redpill
Once I got six months my moustache matches my by-then-huge beard
>take trash out
>get redpilled
>Go to Arby's
>get a roastie
too much?
lel
been browsing /pol/ lately, those dude's are hard up rn
Or, the coup de grace,
>go to the Birmingham social security office for copy of card
>get excessively redpilled
@Flint too soon.
This August I witnessed a near altercation at an Arbys
Unfortunately it was whites
Northern New Mexico
@ophiuchus Same here with the DMV. I saw a woman with a beard there. Looked like she hadn't left that clerks desk in 20 years.
Which is approximately how long I was waiting there.
It’s like when a 5 year old does something bad vs a 12 year old
Just the <:really:453005408064241674> face personified
@Axel I saw a bearded lady in southern va once.
>car in front of me stopped 40ft behind the car in front of them at a red light
>get red pilled
Oh my god dude black driving
“What do you mean I should use a turn signal if I’m changing lanes”
WHY DO THEY STOP 20 FT BEHIND THE CAR IN FRONT?!?!
>hears ghetto rap being blasted from the car in front and behind you in traffic
>gets redpilled
I have to brake hard every damn time
If you have never taken a chainsaw safety course, I highly recommend it. Spent the day chainsawing brush in the gray OK autumn, removing invasive plants. Very huwyte!
@Asatru Artist - MD walking diagonally across an intersection.
“They were moving as slow as an overweight black woman jaywalking across 6 lanes”
Saw Crimes of gridenwald tonight. Reminded me why I don’t watch Hollywood anymore
@Wood-Ape - OK/MN Chainsaws are about the only tool/object that I'm uncomfortable around. They just seem like hell waiting to happen.
When I was a kid I think I enjoyed every movie I saw
Just all around terrible
Never used a chainsaw
I can’t remember the last movie I enjoyed now
Had a friend almost take his arm off with one once.