Message from @Wood-Ape - OK/MN
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@ophiuchus same here sadly.
Mustaches are perfect, you’re not wearing an unkempt beard, but you’re also saying hey I’m not some clean shaven fella that does what the elite want him to do to keep him in line
I was going to shave a dad mustache before my wife went into labor so I could get some awesome 80's dad photos in the hospital.. but her water broke at midnight 3 weeks early when I was sleeping
So, I had a beard
I have a massive bald spot on my upper lip right below my nose. It's a reverse... Charlie Chaplin / Late 2000s Michael Jordan.
@ophiuchus I was able to get redpilled in a middle class suburban area. I can only imagine what being stuck around those fighting nutjobs is like
A good mustache needs a big face that has a lot of room between your nose and upper lip
@Asatru Artist - MD 2010-2012 I did Amish beard
@Asatru Artist - MD neckbeard nationalism.
>go to Arby’s
>order a side of redpill
Once I got six months my moustache matches my by-then-huge beard
>take trash out
>get redpilled
>Go to Arby's
>get a roastie
too much?
lel
been browsing /pol/ lately, those dude's are hard up rn
Or, the coup de grace,
>go to the Birmingham social security office for copy of card
>get excessively redpilled
@Flint too soon.
This August I witnessed a near altercation at an Arbys
Northern New Mexico
@ophiuchus Same here with the DMV. I saw a woman with a beard there. Looked like she hadn't left that clerks desk in 20 years.
I get more mad at white people for causing scenes tbqh
Which is approximately how long I was waiting there.
It’s like when a 5 year old does something bad vs a 12 year old
Just the <:really:453005408064241674> face personified
@Axel I saw a bearded lady in southern va once.
>car in front of me stopped 40ft behind the car in front of them at a red light
>get red pilled
Oh my god dude black driving
“What do you mean I should use a turn signal if I’m changing lanes”
WHY DO THEY STOP 20 FT BEHIND THE CAR IN FRONT?!?!
>hears ghetto rap being blasted from the car in front and behind you in traffic
>gets redpilled
I have to brake hard every damn time
If you have never taken a chainsaw safety course, I highly recommend it. Spent the day chainsawing brush in the gray OK autumn, removing invasive plants. Very huwyte!
@Asatru Artist - MD walking diagonally across an intersection.
“They were moving as slow as an overweight black woman jaywalking across 6 lanes”
Saw Crimes of gridenwald tonight. Reminded me why I don’t watch Hollywood anymore
@Wood-Ape - OK/MN Chainsaws are about the only tool/object that I'm uncomfortable around. They just seem like hell waiting to happen.
When I was a kid I think I enjoyed every movie I saw
Just all around terrible