Mr. Krabs is like Robert DeNiro, he had a thing for a fish instead of his own and his kid looks nothing like him

@VinceChaos there was handsome Squidward episode

This is true that was a weird one @Wood-Ape - OK/MN

@fgtveassassin I thought he was a cuck

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/a0v9f5/this_is_america/

so based

That too

But squidward does briefly go live in a squid ethnostate

Dual loyalties

Sandy is the white southern girl that goes to live abroad to prove she is "open minded" and "loves travel"

Plankton is Koch/McCain tier Republican

How so

Just wants to make money, unlikable.

Does not help his community

I think Plankton pollutes as well? It has been years since I watched any

Maybe he's just an incel with the computer wife

@fgtveassassin so a libertarian

The dynamic of the Zionist crab vs the neocon plankton doesn’t quite work

@Jacob There's only *one* instance of pushback in that *whole thread*. Is it being curated?

no idea

Article is from April but more true today.

http://archive.is/JWBwl

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN well we tried that a while back but some people had a problem with it <:really:453005408064241674>

Things are a bit different now, it wouldn't be along strict state lines, and "the north" is neither the enemy nor monopolized of industrial capacity.

"Divorces" only come about when the ones who want it are in a position of power vis-a-vis those who don't, which isn't the case with us. They'll never let us go willingly.

@Bjorn - MD I know just anoyher article. The idea is gaining traction.

@Bjorn - MD For sure. Just the fact that people are entertaining the idea is a good thing.

Splitting America into semi-autonomous union that keeps a common military and currency but independent everything else could smooth it over.

like a version of the EU if EU nations really could all police their borders

Not ideal of course but more likely. Becaus Money and Millitary is the big question

well we kinda were supposed to be like that originally

@Goose I know. Union of states. But these would be larger blocs.

It'd be a step in the right direction, but I'd prefer a loose confederation of sovereign nation states with their own militaries and currencies, but if the currency were shared, the central bank would have to be ours and nationalized (no more private central bank nonsense, or Zimbabwe-tier inflation due to ebonomics).

This solution would let Southern California ban guns and state enforce sex changes, and let the Republican bloc ban gay marriage and cut immigration to zero

The shared military shared currency is just to get the process started and to maybe let some of the more malleable oligarchs to prmit it

Maybe a de jure shared, but de facto segregated military.

but I am LARPing again
I daydream too much

the left don't want to coexist; they want to dominate

We're all LARPing, lol.

@Goose I know. This is a carrot as well as a stick. But yeah they are gambling for all.

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN California republicans would all have to move to the Inland Empire for that to happen. The coastal California GOP is dead.

All the republicans burned out of their homes are moving in with their kids to the dem zones...white pill wrapped in a black pill