Message from @βπ§βο½απ πΏπ―
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Me: Dad, Iβm digging a hole in the backyard, Itβs so cool!
||Dad: I saw it, I dig it.||
Ever heard of the movie: Constipation?
It never came out.
Saw this in the meme dump
What do you call it when Batman skips going to church?
||Christian Bale||
Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella?
||Fo' Drizzle||
What happened when the banana got sunburnt?
||It started peeling||
People say Iβm addicted to brake fluid but I can stop anytime I want.
Bullets only do theyβre jobs after theyβre fired.
Two peanuts were walking down a plaza one was a salted........peanut.
So there was this guy with a big belt full of watches...
I was like βthatβs such a waist of time...β
Man a honey nut
The joke being hes telling him to nut now
In Japan, some professional players earn lots of prize money playing Riichi Mahjong,
Everyone else plays Pooori Mahjong.
ha.
https://youtu.be/79wm06j3_gM
Too many good ones to quote, so I'll just leave the whole dang thing
"Wives lives longer than husbands because they're not married to women."
So gay men have privilege, but lesbians are super-oppressed? Sad π’
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