Saw this in the meme dump

What do you call it when Batman skips going to church?
||Christian Bale||

Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella?
||Fo' Drizzle||

What happened when the banana got sunburnt?

||It started peeling||

Why are elevator jokes so funny?
||Because they work on many different levels||

People say I’m addicted to brake fluid but I can stop anytime I want.

Bullets only do they’re jobs after they’re fired.

Two peanuts were walking down a plaza one was a salted........peanut.

So there was this guy with a big belt full of watches...

I was like “that’s such a waist of time...”

Man a honey nut

The joke being hes telling him to nut now

In Japan, some professional players earn lots of prize money playing Riichi Mahjong,

Everyone else plays Pooori Mahjong.

ha.

https://youtu.be/79wm06j3_gM

Too many good ones to quote, so I'll just leave the whole dang thing

"Wives lives longer than husbands because they're not married to women."
So gay men have privilege, but lesbians are super-oppressed? Sad 😢

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Hmmmm are you sure it isn't the fact that us men go, "this is a bad idea, im down" ?

Which incidently is how the groomsmen at my friends wedding wound up dropping our pants at the reception

😆

What is the cheapest type of meat?

||Deer Balls. they're under a buck! ||

Yea

I get most dark humor, just have a hang-up with suicide jokes. But murder and death? That shit kills me.