Me: Dad, I’m digging a hole in the backyard, It’s so cool!

||Dad: I saw it, I dig it.||

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Ever heard of the movie: Constipation?


It never came out.

Saw this in the meme dump

What do you call it when Batman skips going to church?
||Christian Bale||

Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella?
||Fo' Drizzle||

What happened when the banana got sunburnt?

||It started peeling||

Why are elevator jokes so funny?
||Because they work on many different levels||

People say I’m addicted to brake fluid but I can stop anytime I want.

Bullets only do they’re jobs after they’re fired.

Two peanuts were walking down a plaza one was a salted........peanut.

So there was this guy with a big belt full of watches...

I was like “that’s such a waist of time...”

Man a honey nut

The joke being hes telling him to nut now

In Japan, some professional players earn lots of prize money playing Riichi Mahjong,

Everyone else plays Pooori Mahjong.

ha.