Message from @mathgrant
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What happened when the banana got sunburnt?
||It started peeling||
Why are elevator jokes so funny?
||Because they work on many different levels||
People say Iβm addicted to brake fluid but I can stop anytime I want.
Bullets only do theyβre jobs after theyβre fired.
Two peanuts were walking down a plaza one was a salted........peanut.
So there was this guy with a big belt full of watches...
I was like βthatβs such a waist of time...β
Man a honey nut
The joke being hes telling him to nut now
In Japan, some professional players earn lots of prize money playing Riichi Mahjong,
Everyone else plays Pooori Mahjong.
ha.
https://youtu.be/79wm06j3_gM
Too many good ones to quote, so I'll just leave the whole dang thing
"Wives lives longer than husbands because they're not married to women."
So gay men have privilege, but lesbians are super-oppressed? Sad π’
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Hmmmm are you sure it isn't the fact that us men go, "this is a bad idea, im down" ?
Which incidently is how the groomsmen at my friends wedding wound up dropping our pants at the reception
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What is the cheapest type of meat?
||Deer Balls. they're under a buck! ||
Yea
I get most dark humor, just have a hang-up with suicide jokes. But murder and death? That shit kills me.
I applaud this
That's well done.
The best part was I initially said that in a serious conversation about dark humor. It was only after I noticed it was a good dad-joke lol
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. And the market currently places a higher value on silver over gold...
Coincidence?