They're cute
But are they Cuties?
Too soon?
Oof
No. Stop it.
Me: Dad, I’m digging a hole in the backyard, It’s so cool! ||Dad: I saw it, I dig it.||
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Ever heard of the movie: Constipation? It never came out.
Saw this in the meme dump
What do you call it when Batman skips going to church? ||Christian Bale||
Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella? ||Fo' Drizzle||
What happened when the banana got sunburnt? ||It started peeling||
Why are elevator jokes so funny? ||Because they work on many different levels||
People say I’m addicted to brake fluid but I can stop anytime I want.
Bullets only do they’re jobs after they’re fired.
Two peanuts were walking down a plaza one was a salted........peanut.
So there was this guy with a big belt full of watches... I was like “that’s such a waist of time...”
Man a honey nut
The joke being hes telling him to nut now
