> @BrightPopz
>
> You've got the joke wrong. One or the other is supposed to be riding a unicycle. Thus, the "attire" punchline has a double meaning.
@paladin1379
Its whats the difference between a bum on a tricycle and man in a tux/suit on a bicycle?
A tire.

Better 😆

Lol

haha

Chuck Norris once entered a marathon.

||After he won, he was disqualified because it was a bike race.||

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/713959094968385546/770078478229700638/image0.png

If you throw a toilet plunger at someone's face it will not stick. All it gets you are assault charges and a restraining order. Warner Brothers LIED!

Sounds like every Thanksgiving I've ever had.

(Apply these to the Cheese meme above)
Sorry if you think this is cheesy
I think it is Gouda
He is going to slice him up. (Like how you slice cheese)
If he was fighting a woman he might use that cheese and cracker skull with it
Looks like that weapon choice was Kraft-y
If that other guy was trying to disarm him he should have brought something a little grater

@EchoFiveJuliet would that be considered dead pan?

I was so confused at first... <:ZedBiden:769281795228958740>

I met an atheist the other day who worked for a charity.
It was a non-prophet organization.

Did you ever think maybe "hot" chocolate wants to be called smart chocolate with a good personality at least once in a while?

me: i have some jokes about liberals that i cant tell to you

you: Why?

me: because they dont work

*Stay safe for a change.*

That doesn't make any cents

I think it's on the money

You see a safe on wheels, I see a dough-roller

I can't decide whether I should laugh or die inside at these.