Message from @CatSim2006
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Did you hear that someone fainted in class?
||Yep, she went down in history||
Ya know, I only tell chemistry jokes every now and then
You could even say *periodically*
Did you hear about the teacher who almost got hit by a car?
||he was grading on a curve||
What’s the capital of Washington?
The W
Im out of jokes for now
Lol it’s okay
We had a good run 👍
Yep
Why was the sand wet?
||Because the sea weed.||
An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
That Christmas present joke was too good
Bruh
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth ||Now when I speak, I have a weird Axe scent||
To the Scumbag that stole 300 cans of RedBull from my shop,I don't know how you can sleep at night.
The Russian scientist whom found the cure for the common cold has died.|| RIP Benylin Forchestikov||
Lmao
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
Because he was dead
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree
Monkey See Monkey Do
My wife was reading one of her magazines and suddenly asked me "What's nasal sex?" ||"Fuck knows, " I replied.||
I asked my friend if I would get arrested with throwing sodium chloride in someones eyes, he said “yes,thats assault” I know its a salt but would i get arrested
*I should mute this channel.*
Meanwhile in Canada, a seal walks into a club
Is that a feminist joke or the animal cuz I respect one way more than the other
It’s a joke about the stereotype of Canadians clubbing seals
Never heard of it anyways it's 3:30 in the morning I'm out
Gn
Yeet
Anywho
My wife told me to get in touch with my feminine side, ||so I crashed the car.|| Then when she asked what was wrong, ||I told her “nothing”||
If Pizaa was wood fired, how is it gonna get a job?
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Even though I'm bald, I still have my favorite comb.
||I just can't part with it.||
I'm a member of a secret society for Cypriot cheese lovers. Or, as it's better known, ||the Hallouminati.||
A local Potter has been charged with murder after multiple victims were found in his oven. ||police believe he went on a kiln spree||