Message from @kendikane88
Discord ID: 792779982555971604
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
I dont get it
Which comes first
Egg
XD
Yeah egg comes first and then Chicken pops out
Lol
I did the same thing, but the road I ordered came first...
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the water? - Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on your front step? - Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the leaves? -Russel
What do you call a girl no arms and legs in the beach? - Sandy
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs and your wall? - Art.
What do you call two guys with no arms and legs on your window? - Curt and Rod.
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What do you call a cow with no legs? - Ground beef.
What did the fish say when he swam into a brick wall? - dam.
What color was George Washington’s white horse?
Why do they have to put fences around cemeteries? - cuz people are dying to get in!
what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pot of boiling water? Stew
What do you call a guy who won’t shut up with dumb jokes?
Kicked
If you know what a theremin is you'll get it
my buddy and I just had a damn good dad joke conversation.
MB "Hey the University of Texas is offering $30k per nut"
ME "Damn like the nuts between your legs"
MB "Yea"
Me "Thats Nuts"
I saw you put a `?` on my dad joke so that why I told you xd
~~Oh my gosh it’s you again hello there XD~~ Ah, Okay, thank you very much 😂 Is it the one where it makes the weird alien sounds (that sounds so stupid, bear with me)
Yeah kinda weird alien sounds haha
Okay thanks 😂 I didn’t know what’s what it was called
If a cow with no legs is ground beef, then a cow with two legs is lean beef.
There was a stampede in town after a fence broke at the dairy farm.
It was udder pandemonium.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. Man sits at bar and giraffe lays down on the floor. Bartender asks, hey man, what’s that lyin’ on the floor there. Man says it’s not a lion it’s a giraffe.
okay..... this made me laugh....
Did you really laugh or did you just do a low ha?
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I told my dad I saw a dog crap in the snow. He said," 'sno shit"?
What's green & red, and goes 100 miles an hour?.........A frog in a blender.