Message from @Matthew
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kek
try getting your car into a tight alley
Semi doesn't know what a bullet is 🇬🇧
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you wouldn't be able to shoot me
I'd stay in a gun free zone
I used to trailbike until I realised I can pretty much walk faster than I could bike and I eat shit less often
damn right
I also have knives and a machete, and a cudgel
have i showed you guys the cudgel I made?
can't use them in the UK
oi! bin that knoife!
we dont want to see your cock, matty
(dm me tho)
whats it say?
Don't worry about that.
deluxxx fuck mk viii
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thats actually your dildo isnt it
It was someone's
that would explain why the tip is much darker
Until it was his
It isn't my dildo
It's whomever breaks into my house's
did it really take you 8 tries to make a stick
imagine using actual weapons to defend your house
instead of improvised traps
No, mk 8 just sounds better
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unfortunately my landlord didn't allow me to build a punji pit under the front door carpet
>renting
Lol
what a shit landlord
yeah
doesnt he know that would only increase the property value
Imagine unironically paying 1.5x market value per month to live somewhere, and having nothing to show for it at the end of your lease
Very brainlet
Meanwhile, my home has already accrued $100000 in equity over the last 6 years