(dm me tho)

whats it say?

Don't worry about that.

deluxxx fuck mk viii

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I made it when I was 15

thats actually your dildo isnt it

It was someone's

that would explain why the tip is much darker

Until it was his

It isn't my dildo

It's whomever breaks into my house's

did it really take you 8 tries to make a stick

imagine using actual weapons to defend your house

instead of improvised traps

No, mk 8 just sounds better

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unfortunately my landlord didn't allow me to build a punji pit under the front door carpet

>renting

Lol

what a shit landlord

yeah

doesnt he know that would only increase the property value

Imagine unironically paying 1.5x market value per month to live somewhere, and having nothing to show for it at the end of your lease

Very brainlet

Meanwhile, my home has already accrued $100000 in equity over the last 6 years

It might even be worth 1/3 of whatever shitshack @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two lives in

probably

left or right 🤔

left

the light is handy

Right

Aren't they all illuminated and one is just labels

right if they both have lights

they both do

then right, it looks nicer

Almost time to head to the shop to figure out what I'm getting for lunch

Something light since I had a big breakfast

blt

😮