Message from @Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck
Discord ID: 622860669477322762
damn right
I also have knives and a machete, and a cudgel
have i showed you guys the cudgel I made?
can't use them in the UK
oi! bin that knoife!
we dont want to see your cock, matty
(dm me tho)
whats it say?
Don't worry about that.
deluxxx fuck mk viii
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I made it when I was 15
thats actually your dildo isnt it
It was someone's
that would explain why the tip is much darker
Until it was his
It isn't my dildo
It's whomever breaks into my house's
did it really take you 8 tries to make a stick
instead of improvised traps
No, mk 8 just sounds better
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unfortunately my landlord didn't allow me to build a punji pit under the front door carpet
>renting
Lol
what a shit landlord
yeah
doesnt he know that would only increase the property value
Imagine unironically paying 1.5x market value per month to live somewhere, and having nothing to show for it at the end of your lease
Very brainlet
Meanwhile, my home has already accrued $100000 in equity over the last 6 years
It might even be worth 1/3 of whatever shitshack @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two lives in
probably
left or right 🤔
left
the light is handy
Right
Aren't they all illuminated and one is just labels
right if they both have lights