Message from @Matthew
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I made it when I was 15
thats actually your dildo isnt it
It was someone's
that would explain why the tip is much darker
Until it was his
It isn't my dildo
It's whomever breaks into my house's
did it really take you 8 tries to make a stick
imagine using actual weapons to defend your house
instead of improvised traps
No, mk 8 just sounds better
<:shrugg:418233961203105812>
unfortunately my landlord didn't allow me to build a punji pit under the front door carpet
>renting
Lol
what a shit landlord
yeah
doesnt he know that would only increase the property value
Imagine unironically paying 1.5x market value per month to live somewhere, and having nothing to show for it at the end of your lease
Very brainlet
It might even be worth 1/3 of whatever shitshack @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two lives in
probably
left or right 🤔
left
the light is handy
Right
Aren't they all illuminated and one is just labels
right if they both have lights
they both do
then right, it looks nicer
Almost time to head to the shop to figure out what I'm getting for lunch
Something light since I had a big breakfast
blt
😮
That's actually a good idea. I already have Texas Toast for the bread, so I'd just need the LT
...and the bacon
So I have the bread.
haha
well thats a start
This new phone is quite nice for reading manga