These

cyclists are some of the most obnoxious people

The lenses flip up too

if the purge were real, Bicyclists would bne my #1 target

@Matthew hold me daddy

try and keep up you fat cunt

Easily, because I have a car

TIL semi can ride a bike faster than a bullet

kek

try getting your car into a tight alley

Semi doesn't know what a bullet is 🇬🇧

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you wouldn't be able to shoot me

I'd stay in a gun free zone

I used to trailbike until I realised I can pretty much walk faster than I could bike and I eat shit less often

damn right

I also have knives and a machete, and a cudgel

have i showed you guys the cudgel I made?

can't use them in the UK

oi! bin that knoife!

we dont want to see your cock, matty

(dm me tho)

whats it say?

Don't worry about that.

deluxxx fuck mk viii

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I made it when I was 15

thats actually your dildo isnt it

It was someone's

that would explain why the tip is much darker

Until it was his

It isn't my dildo

It's whomever breaks into my house's

did it really take you 8 tries to make a stick

imagine using actual weapons to defend your house

instead of improvised traps

No, mk 8 just sounds better

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unfortunately my landlord didn't allow me to build a punji pit under the front door carpet