Why not wear goggles?

and a few deep gashes on my arms and legs

I have sunglasses

I don't have goggles

Buy goggles?

this

nah

Rec Specs

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get these @Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck

gay

buy a car instead of a bicycle

perfect for you

no u

Cycling is hella gay

thiiis

a lot faster than driving when you're in a busy city

These

cyclists are some of the most obnoxious people

The lenses flip up too

if the purge were real, Bicyclists would bne my #1 target

@Matthew hold me daddy

try and keep up you fat cunt

Easily, because I have a car

TIL semi can ride a bike faster than a bullet

kek

try getting your car into a tight alley

Semi doesn't know what a bullet is 🇬🇧

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you wouldn't be able to shoot me

I'd stay in a gun free zone

I used to trailbike until I realised I can pretty much walk faster than I could bike and I eat shit less often

damn right

I also have knives and a machete, and a cudgel

have i showed you guys the cudgel I made?

can't use them in the UK

oi! bin that knoife!

we dont want to see your cock, matty

(dm me tho)