Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 622858091880251409
Buy goggles?
this
nah
Rec Specs
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get these @Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck
gay
buy a car instead of a bicycle
perfect for you
no u
Cycling is hella gay
thiiis
a lot faster than driving when you're in a busy city
These
cyclists are some of the most obnoxious people
The lenses flip up too
if the purge were real, Bicyclists would bne my #1 target
try and keep up you fat cunt
TIL semi can ride a bike faster than a bullet
kek
try getting your car into a tight alley
Semi doesn't know what a bullet is 🇬🇧
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you wouldn't be able to shoot me
I'd stay in a gun free zone
I used to trailbike until I realised I can pretty much walk faster than I could bike and I eat shit less often
damn right
I also have knives and a machete, and a cudgel
have i showed you guys the cudgel I made?
can't use them in the UK
oi! bin that knoife!
we dont want to see your cock, matty
(dm me tho)
whats it say?
Don't worry about that.
deluxxx fuck mk viii