one of my great grandparents brought his Americanized name back with him to Europe and everyone made fun of him for it lmao

Decided to stop being lazy and use the standing feature of my home desk again.

After about an hour, I feel much less lethargic.

i tried the standing desk thing and my knees hurt (and they never bother me otherwise)

i even bought a mat for standing as lots of people had said when i was researching it

Like a foam mat? I have a high desk at work and would like to stand at it

yeah, a squishy mat meant for standing

http://archive.is/m2TqF

Trump should use Venezuala's oil (ours now, apparently) to fund student debt forgiveness. And free puppies.

free puppies!

Yeah i use a foam mat

@Asatru Artist - MD do they make standing desks tall enough for you?

Lanklets BTFOd

i had to set it up myself

most sitting to standing desk setups are crazy expensive

https://youtu.be/iOxjNACpliY

https://youtu.be/_K5weUQHMw0

Ikea makes a pretty nice one that

doesn't cost too much. It has a crank instead of a motor

Wait are there really standing desks that have a motor?

Isn’t the point of that desk NOT to be lazy?

What if you attach a standing desk to a segway so you can go around the office and signal about how healthy and vegan you are.

The fvtvre is here!

My eco friendly segway is powered by vegan food

President Kushner wants record immigration

@Sam Anderson most standing desks have buttons in my experience.

this is what I have, but I will probably replace the top with a nicer variety of wood in a year or two.

Look, I’ve seen like 3 Hispanic people wearing MAGA hats. That’s enough evidence for me to let the entire third-world in legally!

I think I just died a little reading that statement.

Cheeto man thinks he can end racism

@Sam Anderson If he ends whiteness, he ends racism...bigot! <:usinnoodle:420778112226164736>

Has anyone noticed that the Trump side of politics is so desperate to not seem racist that the minute a non-white wears a MAGA hat, they get an army of bootlickers and praise? It’s like right-wing affirmative action since entire careers are now built over being Le Epic Based Black (i.e. Candace Owens).

My mom loves Candace Owens <:pepe:359012488920039424>

she's the best based black opportunist around currently, no surprise really

I need to become a poet

Candace Owens ran a doxing website

Maybe write poetry to take the edge off

Evropan poetry

And all of these “based blacks” talk about what’s best for the black community and how Dems have hurt them or Republicans have helped them. Yet if you talk about what’s best for the white community, you’re immediately alienated, even from the MAGA side of things.

Its important to note how the Republicans openly embrace Identity Politics for non whites.

Point out that double standard.