banner drop: end the 80/20, get me a honey

Turned out the guy I made the server with was just trying to date me (back when I was single)

Haha!

Classic

That’s actually.... really chad on his part

Lol

Ya that's the thing
if you can't find a gf irl you're not gonna find one in an IE dating app

"Hey we should make a dating server together, I think you'd make a great mod, also please love me"

@missliterallywho w-was that guy Logan?

@DixieBoy76 - KY I assure you he was no "Chad"

@Jacob lmao no

MODS

i found a gf irl but chipotle ruined my relationship

Thus guy was like 5 years younger than me and offering to take me to dinner in his dad's car when he visited CA

I feel like if you actually have something to offer GFs will come naturally

The first step is to improve yourself not start dating apps

Improve yourself and the gfs will come

Even I've been asked out by girls and I don't have anything particularly amazing to offer at this point in life

Focus on yourself

@godric Chipotle? Do tell

bro you can't ask to start an ie dating app and then give us gf advice

@Jacob Your mom assures me that you’re a very handsome and amazing young gentleman

my mom is lying

Lmao

Just "Happy Valentine's Day"d a Stacy...smiley one.

@godric They’re mutually exclusive?

Noice @Freiheit - CA

@missliterallywho uh she worked there 80 hours a week so i didn't see her much and it kind of drifted apart. fun fact: i was at chipotle a lot to see her, and one time their illegal alien meat gave me tape worms tho

actually got tape worms from chipotle

Ew

Tape worms sounds awful

i wouldn't recommend

just go find an apolitical girl and then sort it out later

Sorry to hear that friend

80 hrs a week at Chipotle is a rough gig

Lmao

80?

That’s... not possible.

i agree

she worked basically open to close almost every day lol

167 hours a week at Chipotle

1 hour off