because the acceleration of gravity is constant or something

just the way they are built. Their terminal velocity is 62mph and a fall at that speed wont kill them. Often times it wont even hurt them

They also have a self righting mechanism, so the thing about them always landing on their feet ain’t a joke

that they do. I just think its wild that you can drop one of those little bastards out of a 747 at cruising altitude and itll be fine lol

lmao I actually didn't know that

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did you guys know that new born babies are strong enough to hold themselves up by their own grip?

I mean don't try it but apparently it's true

Wonder how they tested that 🤔

they can also hold their breaths under water

human hands are insanely strong for how small the muscles are

they are the only mammals born knowing to hold their breath underwater

I don't remember what the evolutionary reason is, but it has to do with newborns specifically @Andrew-KY

so, they lose that insane grip after a few months

well if you think about your fingers being able to hold your body weight its pretty crazy

Clinging to the mother

like little monkeys do

wow we have 4 Andrews now

That head is the reason babies are born premature compared to any other mammal tho

We got big brains

I was supposed to be born on the 4th of July but was 9 days late lmao

Friday the 13th birthdays must be fun

maybe Andrew's are just more likely to be alt right lol

you guys should start an Andrew server

A super sekrit club

Damn retweet system. Actual tweet no good either https://twitter.com/evilhillarypics/status/1097694386895314945?s=21

Good morning fellow whites

I hope Nick Sandmann wins every penny of the $250 mil and WAPO goes bankrupt

I think the trial will be in rural Kentucky

Good luck with that WAPO

2019 is gonna be rough for Jeff Bezos lol

Im pumped

Blue Origin and Amazon aren’t that bad https://www.blueorigin.com

Amazon removing books on occasion is shitty but ? @Sam Anderson

WaPo could be better of course but that’s more on the “journalists”

I think the colonization/ industrialization of space will be very eugenic, especially if tickets to places are going to be very expensive (basically a middle class/ wealthy person’s entire net worth)

>wake up
>read about wapo lawsuit

It’s gonna be a good day

Hearing that news outlets could go the way of gawker always brightens my day

Gnomes eh?