Message from @Lanius
Discord ID: 465847877114003477
He was also nice to Elf....
whoa lanius didn't kill himself
good to hear
Morning King
Yeah. I didn't rope myself.
WTF
Why.......
You all know I love the short girls.
I would only date a girl shorter than me
Ever
MY president
I tried to date a girl who was same height once and even that was a bit much
but what if shes your dream gf
trad
quiet
cooks
At same height or taller?
And how much taller
same height
A girl would have to be from the Amazon to be taller than me
or play in the wnba
I'm 5'9. So basically a midget.
Same height yeah
rip
I'd do it if she was literally perfect
I'm lanklet
I'm 5'10
King of the manlets
6'4 king of the lanklets
your girl will wear heels to make you feel like a manlet
you cant win
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Jordan has some great TFW no GF posts
heels are a domination tactic
I enjoy black people that can make fun of themselves and other blacks.
tfw gfs are dumb because women are whores
Imma beat the shit outta this Jordan nigger. He stole all my memes so they weren't fresh when I came back.
I have a black friend in my fraternity that hates other blacks. A favorite game he liked to play was to stand on our balcony and golf into section 8 that's right next to us @Marcus Antonius