You all know I love the short girls.

I would only date a girl shorter than me

Ever

MY president

I tried to date a girl who was same height once and even that was a bit much

but what if shes your dream gf

trad

quiet

cooks

At same height or taller?

And how much taller

This the type of girl I want.

same height

A girl would have to be from the Amazon to be taller than me

or play in the wnba

I'm 5'9. So basically a midget.

Same height yeah

rip

I'd do it if she was literally perfect

I'm lanklet

I'm 5'10

King of the manlets

6'4 king of the lanklets

your girl will wear heels to make you feel like a manlet

you cant win

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Jordan has some great TFW no GF posts

heels are a domination tactic

I enjoy black people that can make fun of themselves and other blacks.

tfw gfs are dumb because women are whores

Imma beat the shit outta this Jordan nigger. He stole all my memes so they weren't fresh when I came back.

I have a black friend in my fraternity that hates other blacks. A favorite game he liked to play was to stand on our balcony and golf into section 8 that's right next to us @Marcus Antonius

but he had a kid with a white girl so that's not good

I'd love to drive balls toward section 8

But it's my tax dollars that will be spent fixing the shit

This is the best TFW post I've ever seen. lol Thanks Jordan.

@Lanius we all know you are Jordan

No u

"I feel like suing someone" lol, I unironically think Jews say this from time to time.

I'm literally not Jordan.