The Last Crusade is coming!

Mood rn

Really tho. How did that Jordan dude have my fucking posting down to a pin head. Looking at his posts is scary AF.

The jig is up fella

Dude even tfw no gf posts.

jimmy carter was the best president

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WTF This Jordan fella carrot posted. Absolute degenerate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itDbV35_yT4

He also said he'd never live in a city. I actively plan on moving to a city.

thats where youre wrong kiddo

thats a good use of taxpayer money

Also said that he lives in America, Which I do not.

Imagine people typing lies on the internet

You think people just do that?

Go around lying on the internet?

Good morning kings

He was also nice to Elf....

whoa lanius didn't kill himself

good to hear

Morning King

Yeah. I didn't rope myself.

WTF

Why.......

You all know I love the short girls.

I would only date a girl shorter than me

Ever

MY president

I tried to date a girl who was same height once and even that was a bit much

but what if shes your dream gf

trad

quiet

cooks

At same height or taller?

And how much taller

This the type of girl I want.

same height

A girl would have to be from the Amazon to be taller than me