Message from @dirt flakes
Discord ID: 465848639286280202
This the type of girl I want.
same height
A girl would have to be from the Amazon to be taller than me
or play in the wnba
I'm 5'9. So basically a midget.
Same height yeah
rip
I'd do it if she was literally perfect
I'm lanklet
I'm 5'10
King of the manlets
6'4 king of the lanklets
your girl will wear heels to make you feel like a manlet
you cant win
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Jordan has some great TFW no GF posts
heels are a domination tactic
I enjoy black people that can make fun of themselves and other blacks.
tfw gfs are dumb because women are whores
Imma beat the shit outta this Jordan nigger. He stole all my memes so they weren't fresh when I came back.
I have a black friend in my fraternity that hates other blacks. A favorite game he liked to play was to stand on our balcony and golf into section 8 that's right next to us @Marcus Antonius
but he had a kid with a white girl so that's not good
I'd love to drive balls toward section 8
But it's my tax dollars that will be spent fixing the shit
This is the best TFW post I've ever seen. lol Thanks Jordan.
No u
"I feel like suing someone" lol, I unironically think Jews say this from time to time.
I'm literally not Jordan.
If you're not that's even worse
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Imagine being a lanius wannabe
Sad!
Dude has my posting down to a pin head tho. It's scary.
I thought you were pretending you'd killed yourself
So you came back as Jordan
No. lol
I just had a tech detox.
I needed to disconnect for awhile for my sanity and to sort some shit out mentally and IRL.
I'm a drama queen but not enough to have pretended to kill myself.
Daily reminder that Marcus is 30 years old and married but still has no kids and his wife has black male "friends" that she regularly visits, alone