Message from @ðŸŽðŸŽµ
Discord ID: 465848181494644736
MY president
I tried to date a girl who was same height once and even that was a bit much
but what if shes your dream gf
trad
quiet
cooks
At same height or taller?
And how much taller
This the type of girl I want.
same height
A girl would have to be from the Amazon to be taller than me
or play in the wnba
I'm 5'9. So basically a midget.
Same height yeah
rip
I'd do it if she was literally perfect
I'm lanklet
I'm 5'10
King of the manlets
6'4 king of the lanklets
you cant win
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Jordan has some great TFW no GF posts
heels are a domination tactic
I enjoy black people that can make fun of themselves and other blacks.
tfw gfs are dumb because women are whores
Imma beat the shit outta this Jordan nigger. He stole all my memes so they weren't fresh when I came back.
I have a black friend in my fraternity that hates other blacks. A favorite game he liked to play was to stand on our balcony and golf into section 8 that's right next to us @Marcus Antonius
but he had a kid with a white girl so that's not good
I'd love to drive balls toward section 8
But it's my tax dollars that will be spent fixing the shit
This is the best TFW post I've ever seen. lol Thanks Jordan.
No u
"I feel like suing someone" lol, I unironically think Jews say this from time to time.
I'm literally not Jordan.
If you're not that's even worse
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Imagine being a lanius wannabe
Sad!