That’s what we switched to last year from good ol CLS. It really ain’t too far off from it either.

I like it.

My dog hurt a frog

I’m finna cut the frog open

Oh god

Patient has some sort of pneumo or hemothorax

Popped the bubble that formed on the frogs back, no blood. Pneumothorax

Unable to make a occlusive dressing due to the small size of the frog.

Patient will probably perish.

Chunked patient into water

Recovered patient from water

Patient is fucked

Time of getting rekt: 2038

Didn't even check for pulse and blood pressure.

Blood pressure: negative

Pulse: zero lmao

He croaked

He jumped into the tree in the sky

@[LA] Zoomer Medi/k/ i broke a rib at work and now im laughing at your frog assessment you asshole lol fucccck

Glad to help lmao

RIP frogger. Viking burial

I just threw it back in the pond oof

Just like bin laden. Fuck em

I legit just took a knife, popped that nibba, and then said fuck no occlusive dressing

Not sure that’ll hold up in the court martial chief

(Almost) Cadaver lab

Close enough

I’ll go ahead and leave

don’t want court martial

No body
No case

body is gone

🤘

I have disposed of the body

I’m not certified in a damn thing, just learned a fucking lot.

Damn dude, I’m impressed at your knowledge for not being school trained, honestly

Haha, I'm certified and don't know shit. Don't worry man.

You know way more than me.

Been around paramedics and shit and have been talking to an 18D.

Oh now that's a guy to learn from right there

I think CPR is the only cert I have.