Message from @John Public
Discord ID: 708279419789377606
Hm. Imagine, havent even heard of it.
Look at me, causing problems left and right. Entirely unintentional
You’re just the worst 😢
Agreed. My wife reminds me of that daily
Who needs a wife when you’re already in crippling debt and can’t afford to buy her ANOTHER Ford Fusion
I went with a honda minivan. 2 toddlers and all😂😂
I wanted the fusion to be honest. But I was outvoted. Fusion-dad, minivan-wife always lose that way
At least it's a Honda®
For those wondering how marriage works, in the event of a tie, the husband always loses
Yall really sell that ahit lol
@Reno helps I was a honda tech at the time
So what I’m hearing is you can’t get divorced if you never get married
Just lowers the likelihood of a divorce😂😂
From 98% to like 73%
Oof. Yeah, say no to marriage kids
The only way we can lower the divorce rate
Marriage is the leading cause of divorce
The leading cause of death is also marriage
Facts
Heart disease desu
Marriage is a great institution for people who like institutions
Wouldn’t have heart problems if you didn’t get married. Here’s a fact. Women created the illusion of heart problems so they could list heartbreak under it after they divorce you and take your dog
Otherwise its a constant battle of how much do you like your shit vs wanting to be there for the others death😂😂
If a woman ever tried to take my dog, it’s game on John wick style
Depends on the dog. And wife. Might be worth the sacrifice if she's a hellspawn. Or its a poodle
Yeah if someone, anyone, tried to take my dog they would probably disappear.
I tend to like animals more than most people tbh.
I love animals, and I love my beagle mix puppy. The other night a 150lb stray rottweiler (assumedly dropped off) happened upon my property and tried to eat the little beagle mix. My woman and I shot it dead before it could do fatal damage, and I felt bad because it could have been a good guard dog, but now it's making good food for the buzzards and coyotes. Nature is a scary bitch
Indeed.
My family and I breed Australian shepherds
We have a rotty/pit mix that is an excellent guard dog. Very dominant personality though, I have seen her have a couple of issues with other dogs and never lose a battle with ones much bigger than her. Watches the 8 year old like a hawk though.
Just pmd you
Regan
We’ve been looking for an Aussie Shepard for months. Was about to go out to PA to get one this summer
I want an English Mastiff so bad I cant stand it.
Some of the best family/guard dogs one could have.
I want a Boerboel but I've got to get some accommodating acreage for one first.
Whoa boerboels are huge
> Whoa boerboels are huge
@Reno - Thus the acreage requirement.......and lions for it to hunt.