That’s totally not like me to start shit with my very first post in a server LOL

I need to create a philosophy channel or some shit because holy shit I cant seem to curve politics here.

I’ll get more familiar with the various servers today. Not trying to fuck your shit up, my bad

You’re more than welcome to stay man

@Anonymoose you been invited to the pfc server by zoomer yet? Has been working on that exact issue

Hm. Imagine, havent even heard of it.

Look at me, causing problems left and right. Entirely unintentional

You’re just the worst 😢

Agreed. My wife reminds me of that daily

Who needs a wife when you’re already in crippling debt and can’t afford to buy her ANOTHER Ford Fusion

I went with a honda minivan. 2 toddlers and all😂😂

I wanted the fusion to be honest. But I was outvoted. Fusion-dad, minivan-wife always lose that way

At least it's a Honda®

For those wondering how marriage works, in the event of a tie, the husband always loses

Yall really sell that ahit lol

@Reno helps I was a honda tech at the time

So what I’m hearing is you can’t get divorced if you never get married

Just lowers the likelihood of a divorce😂😂

From 98% to like 73%

Oof. Yeah, say no to marriage kids

The only way we can lower the divorce rate

Marriage is the leading cause of divorce

The leading cause of death is also marriage

Facts

Heart disease desu

Thats just what wives want you to think

Marriage is a great institution for people who like institutions

Wouldn’t have heart problems if you didn’t get married. Here’s a fact. Women created the illusion of heart problems so they could list heartbreak under it after they divorce you and take your dog

Otherwise its a constant battle of how much do you like your shit vs wanting to be there for the others death😂😂

If a woman ever tried to take my dog, it’s game on John wick style

Depends on the dog. And wife. Might be worth the sacrifice if she's a hellspawn. Or its a poodle

Yeah if someone, anyone, tried to take my dog they would probably disappear.

I tend to like animals more than most people tbh.

I love animals, and I love my beagle mix puppy. The other night a 150lb stray rottweiler (assumedly dropped off) happened upon my property and tried to eat the little beagle mix. My woman and I shot it dead before it could do fatal damage, and I felt bad because it could have been a good guard dog, but now it's making good food for the buzzards and coyotes. Nature is a scary bitch

Indeed.

My family and I breed Australian shepherds

We have a rotty/pit mix that is an excellent guard dog. Very dominant personality though, I have seen her have a couple of issues with other dogs and never lose a battle with ones much bigger than her. Watches the 8 year old like a hawk though.

Just pmd you

Regan

We’ve been looking for an Aussie Shepard for months. Was about to go out to PA to get one this summer

I want an English Mastiff so bad I cant stand it.