Message from @Bambi

Discord ID: 708279002485227551


2020-05-08 11:16:40 UTC  

@Reno and @Anonymoosevery true

2020-05-08 11:16:45 UTC  

That’s totally not like me to start shit with my very first post in a server LOL

2020-05-08 11:17:02 UTC  

I need to create a philosophy channel or some shit because holy shit I cant seem to curve politics here.

2020-05-08 11:17:31 UTC  

I’ll get more familiar with the various servers today. Not trying to fuck your shit up, my bad

2020-05-08 11:17:44 UTC  

You’re more than welcome to stay man

2020-05-08 11:17:46 UTC  

@Anonymoose you been invited to the pfc server by zoomer yet? Has been working on that exact issue

2020-05-08 11:18:20 UTC  

Hm. Imagine, havent even heard of it.

2020-05-08 11:19:23 UTC  

Look at me, causing problems left and right. Entirely unintentional

2020-05-08 11:19:42 UTC  

You’re just the worst 😢

2020-05-08 11:20:02 UTC  

Agreed. My wife reminds me of that daily

2020-05-08 11:20:51 UTC  

Who needs a wife when you’re already in crippling debt and can’t afford to buy her ANOTHER Ford Fusion

2020-05-08 11:22:06 UTC  

I went with a honda minivan. 2 toddlers and all😂😂

2020-05-08 11:24:02 UTC  

I wanted the fusion to be honest. But I was outvoted. Fusion-dad, minivan-wife always lose that way

2020-05-08 11:24:56 UTC  

At least it's a Honda®

2020-05-08 11:25:15 UTC  

For those wondering how marriage works, in the event of a tie, the husband always loses

2020-05-08 11:25:32 UTC  

Yall really sell that ahit lol

2020-05-08 11:25:37 UTC  

@Reno helps I was a honda tech at the time

2020-05-08 11:26:21 UTC  

So what I’m hearing is you can’t get divorced if you never get married

2020-05-08 11:26:53 UTC  

Just lowers the likelihood of a divorce😂😂

2020-05-08 11:27:17 UTC  

From 98% to like 73%

2020-05-08 11:27:53 UTC  

Oof. Yeah, say no to marriage kids

2020-05-08 11:28:00 UTC  

The only way we can lower the divorce rate

2020-05-08 11:28:31 UTC  

Marriage is the leading cause of divorce

2020-05-08 11:28:58 UTC  

The leading cause of death is also marriage

2020-05-08 11:29:04 UTC  

Facts

2020-05-08 11:29:12 UTC  

Heart disease desu

2020-05-08 11:29:32 UTC  

Thats just what wives want you to think

2020-05-08 11:30:35 UTC  

Marriage is a great institution for people who like institutions

2020-05-08 11:31:22 UTC  

Wouldn’t have heart problems if you didn’t get married. Here’s a fact. Women created the illusion of heart problems so they could list heartbreak under it after they divorce you and take your dog

2020-05-08 11:31:41 UTC  

Otherwise its a constant battle of how much do you like your shit vs wanting to be there for the others death😂😂

2020-05-08 11:34:20 UTC  

If a woman ever tried to take my dog, it’s game on John wick style

2020-05-08 11:35:18 UTC  

Depends on the dog. And wife. Might be worth the sacrifice if she's a hellspawn. Or its a poodle

2020-05-08 11:49:49 UTC  

Yeah if someone, anyone, tried to take my dog they would probably disappear.

2020-05-08 11:50:00 UTC  

I tend to like animals more than most people tbh.

2020-05-08 11:54:40 UTC  

I love animals, and I love my beagle mix puppy. The other night a 150lb stray rottweiler (assumedly dropped off) happened upon my property and tried to eat the little beagle mix. My woman and I shot it dead before it could do fatal damage, and I felt bad because it could have been a good guard dog, but now it's making good food for the buzzards and coyotes. Nature is a scary bitch

2020-05-08 11:56:02 UTC  

Indeed.

2020-05-08 11:56:43 UTC  

My family and I breed Australian shepherds

2020-05-08 11:57:24 UTC  

We have a rotty/pit mix that is an excellent guard dog. Very dominant personality though, I have seen her have a couple of issues with other dogs and never lose a battle with ones much bigger than her. Watches the 8 year old like a hawk though.

2020-05-08 11:57:27 UTC  

Just pmd you

2020-05-08 11:57:29 UTC  

Regan

2020-05-08 11:57:48 UTC  

We’ve been looking for an Aussie Shepard for months. Was about to go out to PA to get one this summer