Message from @༺པརབྱར།བསངཇ༻
Discord ID: 282263805160062978
if you tried kicking me in the knee I'd simply counter it
that actually happened to me. bigger htan me guy tackled and chocked me and just stuck a thumb in his eye
and he screamed like a bitch
and let go and threatend toflex it
so he just ran away
and I had eye goo
on my thumb
I thought you were into choking
everyone in this chat has a future
and this is it
don vito head
@Maarat dude when we matched on Tinder you straight up told me you were into being choked but I don't want to meet up and get poked in the eye man.
But I'm down to get my goo on your thumbs
hahahahaha
"MMA is bullshit" - Master Ken
does he have bed bug bites on his neck
Fuck man I forgot about this
I knew ken sounded familiar
hahahahaha the krav maga video
upset all the israeli buttboys
I'm not racist my kid is black
wife's son*
ftfy
Sorry dude I'm still trying to work up the courage to just talk to a chick. I don't have the latter phase dynamics down yet.
it'll happen for you some day man
i met my gf at arby's
she was working there
latter phase what now
she was the cheese administrator
this isnt fancy shit, your caveman ancestors figured it out
yeah i was really nervous so i went up to her and put on the most suave face i could and asked "hey could you spare a bit more horsey sauce"
she squirted my bun
i waited for her to come out after work
my caveman ancestors didn't have aspergers like me
i showed her my magic the gathering deck
pulled out all the stops dude
i had to make her mine