Message from @Death Strike's Bat
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We can't all be lucky to be born as the nordic sub-group.
long live the DLA
@Stürm MMA ain't shit. My sensei Ken says that grappling is useless.
rofl grappling is bullshit
actually shotokan karate has tecniques that just end a fight
that aren't allowed in mma
kick them in the side of hte knee
to break ligaments
grab them and punch them in the face repeatedly
Sensei gave me the nickname dominator because my name is Dom and I'm the best at sparring in the dojo.
mma also doesn't allow upkicks
and gouges/bites
which irl will happen if you try to choke someone to death
like yeah you might kill him but he miiht take out both your eyes
if you tried kicking me in the knee I'd simply counter it
that actually happened to me. bigger htan me guy tackled and chocked me and just stuck a thumb in his eye
and he screamed like a bitch
and let go and threatend toflex it
so he just ran away
and I had eye goo
I thought you were into choking
everyone in this chat has a future
and this is it
don vito head
@Maarat dude when we matched on Tinder you straight up told me you were into being choked but I don't want to meet up and get poked in the eye man.
But I'm down to get my goo on your thumbs
hahahahaha
"MMA is bullshit" - Master Ken
does he have bed bug bites on his neck
Fuck man I forgot about this
I knew ken sounded familiar
Thanks
hahahahaha the krav maga video
upset all the israeli buttboys
I'm not racist my kid is black
wife's son*
ftfy
Sorry dude I'm still trying to work up the courage to just talk to a chick. I don't have the latter phase dynamics down yet.