Message from @vry_o
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I knew ken sounded familiar
Thanks
hahahahaha the krav maga video
upset all the israeli buttboys
I'm not racist my kid is black
wife's son*
ftfy
Sorry dude I'm still trying to work up the courage to just talk to a chick. I don't have the latter phase dynamics down yet.
it'll happen for you some day man
i met my gf at arby's
she was working there
latter phase what now
she was the cheese administrator
this isnt fancy shit, your caveman ancestors figured it out
yeah i was really nervous so i went up to her and put on the most suave face i could and asked "hey could you spare a bit more horsey sauce"
she squirted my bun
i waited for her to come out after work
my caveman ancestors didn't have aspergers like me
i showed her my magic the gathering deck
i had to make her mine
just then a NIGGER came out of nowhere and tried to rob us
luckily i had my walther p22 on my side
wow I thought women didn't like magic
hes joking
and now I believe you
no im not fuck you
Maybe I'll bring some of my Warhammer 40k figurines
YES OMG
if it's one thing young women love it's intricate fantasy stuff like that
I painted one set of Grey Knight Terminators and one set of Imperial Fists tactical marines
Did you take them on the date
he probably couldn't even properly set them up for display
Should I bring terrain too
as soon as she walked in and saw them she gushed torrents of pussy juice at him
I have a nice Rolex my dad bought me for Christmas
Bring your blast templates
There is a nice vegan female at the comic shop I go to but I usually avoid her, pretending to belooking around until her make co-worker takes the register. One time it must have been an hour
Male*
reallly