Message from @༺པརབྱར།བསངཇ༻
Discord ID: 282263798251913216
like yeah you might kill him but he miiht take out both your eyes
if you tried kicking me in the knee I'd simply counter it
that actually happened to me. bigger htan me guy tackled and chocked me and just stuck a thumb in his eye
and he screamed like a bitch
and let go and threatend toflex it
so he just ran away
and I had eye goo
on my thumb
I thought you were into choking
everyone in this chat has a future
and this is it
don vito head
@Maarat dude when we matched on Tinder you straight up told me you were into being choked but I don't want to meet up and get poked in the eye man.
But I'm down to get my goo on your thumbs
hahahahaha
"MMA is bullshit" - Master Ken
does he have bed bug bites on his neck
Fuck man I forgot about this
Thanks
hahahahaha the krav maga video
upset all the israeli buttboys
I'm not racist my kid is black
wife's son*
ftfy
Sorry dude I'm still trying to work up the courage to just talk to a chick. I don't have the latter phase dynamics down yet.
it'll happen for you some day man
i met my gf at arby's
she was working there
latter phase what now
she was the cheese administrator
this isnt fancy shit, your caveman ancestors figured it out
yeah i was really nervous so i went up to her and put on the most suave face i could and asked "hey could you spare a bit more horsey sauce"
she squirted my bun
i waited for her to come out after work
my caveman ancestors didn't have aspergers like me
i showed her my magic the gathering deck
pulled out all the stops dude